Paris Hilton’s BFF

Aftermath. It’s a dangerous world.

Ps. Melissa puked not long after this was taken.

Fo lyfe.

AH hey. I’m back once again. I’ve been M.I.A for quite some time now (MIA FO LYFE!) and i guess it’s time to recap a little about my life in the past month or so and do some minor ranting.

First, i’d like to say that if i get lurked one more time by some DB I’ll permanently delete my facebook account, change my identity, move to Guelph and live on a farm in nowhere land so all you curious females will have to continue wondering who Drank’s mystery GF is. Honestly, it’s annoying and there’s no point. I don’t know you. I don’t care. If you want to talk to me, that’s fine. Don’t add me and ignore my greeting and pretend like the add never happened. I find it creepy and it fully disturbs me that random women recognize me solely from my FB and then text my bf saying shit like “I see your gf.” WTF? K. No. Or, i like this one too: “I saw your gf on the street and she looks emo.” WOW. really? My, you make some keen observations there. Anyways i’ll shut the fuck up now on this topic because i can actually go on forever.

So. What’s been up with me lately? I’m at school and work 24-7 and basically have almost zero social life. The last few days of summer were okay. Pre-labor day was spent in a forrest where fires were made, substances were abused and we were rolling 30 deep. I wish i could tell you more but i was a sloppy bitch and i woke up at like 2am in the back of some random’s car and the random saying “Hey.Hey..are you okay? Do you want me to open the door? Wanna watch a movie?” while i was trying to open my chinky, mascara crusted eyes and wiping drool off my face. Quite grand.

Everything’s been semi MEH since that day, up untill last weekend when all hell broke loose at Cheers. Pre-cheers was interesting (Check nick’s post about the abandoned building and the lump aka possible dead body) After that, the group split. EVERYBODY minus KT,Drank,Salt & Myself went to the house party and we were at Cheers where everyone you can possibly imagine being there was there (Minus the House party Pplz). Anyways. That night was filled with awkward moments, yelling, tears, laughing, beef, beef, beef and more beef.

If i could go back and redo the summer, i would. School sucks and i want to party and have more nights where i look like this:

Hurry HURRY

Support local filmmakers and go see “Who is KK Downey?”

It’s only in theaters THIS WEEK at AMC. I’m not kidding, It’s worth it I promise.

“Its The End Of The World As We Know It…

… And I Feel Fine”

- R.E.M.

Im sure im not the only one to have noticed that our world is dying!!! I mean WTF is going on? Just a couple days ago it was so nice out and ” I thought to myself… What a wonderful world” - Louis Armstrong. Lol I dont know why i just thought of that but anyways now its fucking cold out and i hate it! Ive been walking around in a sweater all day and for once i prefered being at work (Fuckin’ Double Pizza!) where i was able to have lots of free coffee!

After my third cup I was bouncing off the walls and singing to myself ( Hmmm… I think thats where all these songs are coming from) They let me leave early cuz they said i was too tired to take any more orders for the day. I was soo happy but as soon as i got outside i remember the cold. I mean ya its almost fall and all but comon’ cant we have a couple more nice weeks! Don’t u agree? Let me know what u think.

-Drax!

ughh pink nails

ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Pink nails are in.

so yeah HIIIII, I havent written since my first time :O….. but hey hey hey! it’s gonna be okay I’m here now.

ughhh I hate people. people are massively shivs, and make me wanna kill sometimes. ahhh NO REASON.

SO I started school 1 week ago, and I feel like this semester suckss balls.. I mean I like my classes and all, but the shivsy dunaj and the shmitty and brutus and passoutman and lazlonde , naccs….peaced the fuck out!! and I just feel shivs, the people I hang out with are obviously my friends, but I dont get to spend as much time with my shivsyyy and ple girls. which kinda sucks, but 1 metro away aah heyy tarif reduit not

I love thou sarah dunaj, thou shant worry about anything, its gonna be okay, Letourhoe will keep you safe! and you must speak with Letourbro haha yeeeee

but wtvv im all good,… im bluedogging it…

let’s stop about schhoool now. lets talk about life,
life is actually reallly good rightt now, I dont think I would like to go back to what I was before.. if that makes sense!?! I’m just saying that everything right now is good. I’m sooo happy. I LOOVEEE my job, I fkn love telling people what to do hha its amazing! ++ i get to play dress up. Merchandiser, ah hey wassup
gah gah gahhhhhh. Partying is good 18+ ah hey, also promoting is ah hey!
ah gawd meeting amazing people is keyyyyy. ahh i love all of it.
Ireally dont think people understand how happy I am! well I’m sure shivsy dunaj understands, cuz I keep her safe!. but yeah.. I’m just having sooo much fun and all is good with me:)

I’m just annoyed at people who don’t understand what I want them to understand,…
wtvvv.
it’s gonna be okay!!

ah i also love being edgy/easy breezy… i was sooooooo edgy this wk end i think shivsy dunaj got a little jealz and creamzz her pants!

I misssss the ple girls and i can’t wait to drank with you all tomorrow..
it;s gonna be grand ahha!

I wonder how Shmitty is doing in suchh a big schhooll. I miss her, and we can no longer run around in circles singing… ” we are underaged..” gaahhhhhh

ahhh im also fknnn obssessd with gossip girl. i watched it on monday and pretty much creamzzzzz..
or shall i say creamy coleslaw. naccs is my hero. fullyy enjoyyed that night!
I effing love being creamy coleslaw in angrignon parkkkkk. Naccs you make me creamz ha!
ahhh gg.

good morning upper east sidders. L and N we’re spotted being creamy coleslaw in angrignon park. They were also spotted drinkng bottles of wine and eating 1/2 moons @ midnight. How shivsy dunaj can you get..

I LOVE YOU

X o X o gossip girl

a.k.a LETOURHOEEEE
XOXOX

let me tell you about my first time.

…NO it’s not about sex, you little short dick man.

this is my official post as PLEGIRLS. ah heyyyyy!

well yes its pretty late in the night/early in the morning, whatever you want it to be. its okay to be shivs at the time of the day/night and say really stupid things, and know that half or everything thing you’re witting does not make any sense at all. AND ITS FUCKING GREAT! Its great because judging is… its horrible! and if u arent answering what you are reading well then u can go fuck yourself. ill just have to shove my car toy up your ass if you dont shut up…

..SHHHHHH, ill be gentle, its gonna be okay, dont try to fight it

those are the exact words i will be whispering, and that you will wish to never hear again.

im tired, but its gonna be okay, i dont that shivsy dunaj will keep me safe. FUCKING safe.

So i recently found a new obsession. Im obssessed with these amazing metro adds. theyre everywhere, in the metro, on busses, on the highway, and i cant stop thinking about them, and i get soooo egg-cited whenever i come across one. Every time i see a new one…creamzzz

-seule un samedi soir

-en pleine canicule

-avoir un extinction de voix

-trop gener pour appeller la fille du cour de math

-un cour de chimie 402

-douze travaux de session

-laver la vaisselle au salaire minimum

-se faire pointer du doig

-… and there are sooooo many of them, but yeah, im too lazy to write them all

so as my first ever post for the PLEGIRLS, i think this was a success. I DONT EFFING CARE if u didnt like it, cuz i fullyyy enjoyed writing it, and i doo know that nothing here makes any sense but heh, hey hey hey its gonna be okay!

peaceeeeee mah ladies im going to bed.

xox

LETOURHOEE

Yo

Watch these. NOW. (Also, I just accidently ate milk ingredients. UGH.)

Good Night Stockholm - Mattias Montero

Covergirls gone nasty. (Catch-me-if-you-can-ball type shit.)

 

History of the World Part 1 - Escort scene

If only, if only. (Oh and the Ashley Simpson version of this can go to hell.)

Atmosphere - Shoulda Known

This makes me so much less ashamed to like Hip Hop. Fuck it.

The Grape Lady

The video equivalent to Prozac. The spinoffs are great too…check out the animation. 

Monty Python - Nudge Skit

Purely Classic. I lose respect for you if you can’t appreciate these beautiful Brits.

 

    

   

 

 

Photo Exploring.

Hello there readers. This blog will probably be one of the most annoying, seeing as i will be uploading several photos, thus meaning that all you lazy assholes need to move that floating arrow on your screen to your right and use the scroll bar. I apologize.

So, i was looking through old and new photos and i’ve come to realize that i am lucky to have captured several things. Seeing as i was one of the first people in my circle of friends with a digital camera, i soon became so obsessed with photo -taking that i began to carry my camera around with me everywhere. If this wasn’t so, Some of the following photographs wouldn’t exist. I do admit, however, that some of these photos weren’t even taken by my camera or by me, yet i decided to add them in because they were quite Lawlz. Let’s commence.

Augh, please don’t judge me but i was in church one day … and pigeons started to crash the sermon. They were lost, scared, and they kept crashing into things. They soon realized to follow the light and go with god…literally.

I’m probably the only lucky lasalle-er to capture this one because it was only up for less than a day. This is supposed to be the sign outside of a Car-repair shop advertising their deals and specials. It seems like some ruffians were out and about and re-arranged the letters to write such vulgarity.

It might be really hard to see, but yes, that says “Lost Iguana.” I’m not kidding. I ripped that paper off after taking the picture and it’s sitting in front of me, taped onto my wall. Apparently the Iguana’s name is “Orjanjello”

Proof that my house is haunted. I’m not kidding, there’s a weird figure there in the background, look for it. Sour Dee’z was my witness. (aka Sarah Dunaj)

She’s probably going to kill me for this. But holy shit, remember when Sour Dee’z had an eyebrow ring? (R.I.P)

Augh, Guys, remember the good old days when we used to write PLE on EVERYTHING? Even nature got destroyed.

Yes, there they are, the famous third floor benches which caused such an uproar in the blog titled “Benchwarmers.”

Bedard street is filled with such a variety of tarif (see definitions) people. Dee’zs next door neighbors are apparently holy to the core, that they even have to let everyone in the public know. My plan by the end of the summer is to write “666″ largely, over the holy man’s name and then sit,watch, and wait till they notice.

These are the kinds of places we like to hang out in. Oh, Jaydu, there’s your favorite brick in the background.

This picture is just to let everyone know not to wear neon face paint when trying to convince the cops that “I’m a good person, i swear, i was just curious.”

Me and Mina’s secret love affair revealed, captured as she was trying to run away, attempting to save our relationship from the media and the press.

Though this picture does not suffice, it is to remind us all that we use shivs on a daily basis and to warn us that there are people out there biting our steez. Listen, we’ve seen your facebook albums and we’re not happy about the fact that you too are using the sign, without knowing anything about it’s origins and meaning. We’d highly appreciate it if you just stop. Now.

I want to dedicate this to…Haha you know who you are. Please don’t kill me.

One of the grandest moments in my life. We live out the movie 8mile on several occasions and this is one of them. Lunice Feat. X to the Z - XZibit, 3:30 am, St Laurent.

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Augh, okay so i’m going to stop here because i know you’ll all be fully annoyed. Proot Out Shivsies.

Series of Events

Allo Allo,

Ok so school’s been out for like a week (or two??) — and my summer has already been amazing! I don’t mean to sound like some lame teenager..but I swear–this is going to be the best summer ever. No seriously though, don’t you dare judge me. You’re probably rolling your eyes at this very moment-but listen. The last lil while has been quite lolz, and I just want to highlight a few funny events that have recently occurred in my life.

Date: Monday, May 12, 2008.

Location: Abandoned School

What went down: Broke in, got wrecked, danced to Radio Fireworks while Cynthia removed certain articles of clothing, posed for terrifying pictures, got filmed, saw a dead rat, ate dropped ring pops, Steph vomzed, sang in British accents, is this trippy?, barely wore any mascara, skateboarded, played b-ball, hobo walked in, we bounced, Nick picked up Steph’s supposed scarf, Nick actually picked up the dood’s dirty boxers.

 

Date: Friday, May 16, 2008.

Location: ????

What Went Down: Awkward footage at Younes’ house, cut finger at bus stop, Paul Melancon ruined our night, event canceled, waited at metro, life is grand according to hobo, nipple tape, chilled in gazebo, ate food, burnt nostril, shivs.

 

Date: Monday, May 19, 2008.

Location: Abandoned School

What Went Down: Nick learned about cold shots, graffiti, substances, dead pigeon skins, paint fumes, liquid-y fire extinguisher, Perez donated, awkward bathroom experiences, judgment, thrown bricks, climbing architecture, neon face paint, football stripes, Ricky Martin shirt, JayDu & Nax & Drank & me & popo, “Randddddddddy”, only cereal please, Nax falling, good person/curious, riping post cards, potential fights, 350 bus to Lasalle, shivs.

Anyways, that’s it for now.

Proot out, shivsies!

-triSARAHtops

The Truth

Men:

The brighter the picture,

the darker the negative.