Aftermath. It’s a dangerous world.
Ps. Melissa puked not long after this was taken.
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Paris Hilton’s BFF
Published October 1, 2008 JayDu , Late night encounters , Meaning of Life , Mink , Paris Hilton , SDu 7 CommentsWatch these. NOW. (Also, I just accidently ate milk ingredients. UGH.)
Good Night Stockholm - Mattias Montero
Covergirls gone nasty. (Catch-me-if-you-can-ball type shit.)
History of the World Part 1 - Escort scene
If only, if only. (Oh and the Ashley Simpson version of this can go to hell.)
Atmosphere - Shoulda Known
This makes me so much less ashamed to like Hip Hop. Fuck it.
The Grape Lady
The video equivalent to Prozac. The spinoffs are great too…check out the animation.
Monty Python - Nudge Skit
Purely Classic. I lose respect for you if you can’t appreciate these beautiful Brits.
Hello there fellow Ple-ers.
Tonight, whilst being under the influence and quite bored, lurking in the shadows of a Texan school, an idea hit one of the Ple Girls that it would be a good idea to commence a series of interviews with outsiders about Ple and their interpretations of it’s history, origin and meaning.
Due to lack of Video equip and laziness, and complete boredom, hours later, I have taken it upon myself to start the very first interview with our very own Ple Girl # 1, Jaydu. Yes, I know I said I’d interview outsiders, but take this interview as one insider to another to give our readers a bit of an inside look in the world of PLE, from OUR point of view.
Let’s begin shall we.
Nax: So how’s the summer been treating you?
JayDu: Oh God, I feel awkward. I don’t like this. Summer feels like a blur of work and altered states of mind.
Nax: Sounds fun. Well I should know, seeing as I’ve shared many altered states with you. Okay, so getting right into it, How long has PLE been around?
JayDu: Since the beginning of our existence. Actually, I’m really bad with dates and time.
Nax: That’s okay. If you can describe the word PLE in one sentence for outsiders, what would you say?
JayDu: I hate those types of questions. They’re so highschool quiz show. Ple can’t be described in a sentence! It’s so limited.
Nax: Sorry, my producer forces me to ask those types of Q’s.
JayDu: Oh Nax, that’s a good one.
Nax: Moving right along now, what inspired you (or us) to make the blog spot?
JayDu: A build up of frustration? Boredom? Need for self expression? I don’t really remember to be honest.
Nax: Anything you wanna say to our loyal readers?
JayDu: We have loyal readers?
Nax: Poli, for one. (what’s up Poli!)
JayDu: Okay, so we have a loyal READER. I’m sure anyone else is too ashamed to out themselves. That’s okay. You should be afraid, we bite.
Nax: On a different note, I recall that when PLE reached it’s peak, probably over a year ago, we got all sorts of attention. Positive attention, for example, people demanding Ple shirts or Ple pics or wanting to be a part of our facebook or myspace groups. Was everybody allowed to join?
JayDu: Fuck no. Somethings are better left sacred. Although, if we’ve already passed our prime… Kidding…we’ll never be desperate enough to lower our standards.
Nax: Agreed. Now, as for the negative attention, we’ve had many haters. For example, people saying, and I quote, that we are “Paris Hilton Wannabes.” What the fuck? Any words for the haters?
JayDu: That’s hot? Haters make me horny.
Nax: Ha! Indeed. Alright well thats all the questions I have for tonight and I bet most of you are still left as perplexed about Ple as you were before you read this. Goodnight.
Once upon a time, there were two sisters.
In an altered state, they were forced to witness a most unique individual.
One was able to capture this specimen in all her glory. Take careful notice of the dopey smile and fashion choices.
Memorable quotes:
“Do your breasts stay up like that or are you wearing bras?”
“I’ll take the both of them to go.”
The problem with these quotes, aside from the obvious awkwardness of the first and the lack of a fast food joint for the second, is that she was not talking to ANYONE. Just muttering and laughing excitedly to the air around her. Needless to say, we couldn’t breathe from trying to stop ourselves from laughing.
It’s hard to hear her, but listen carefully. And watch her sway back and forth in happiness. The best part is kept for last, as she says loudly, “Oh don’t start, okay?”
Thank you miss for making our night.
You should probably cut down on the drugs though.
Well, it’s our favorite ple boy’s birthday today and unless you already know him, it’s hard to explain how amazing he really is. (We would totally list all his qualities, which I know for a fact he would appreciate, but we don’t really have that kind of time….the list is long, TRUST.)
We would just like to take a minute to say that we love you Matty. You’re completely irreplaceable and we wish you all ze best on your special day.
Massive love,
Jaydu&Plecrew
The very short, very badly articulated explanation of the history of the word PLE.
Par.a.site noun
An organism that live in or on another organism and benefits by deriving nutrients at the host’s expense.
-derogatory: a person who habitually relies on or exploits others and gives nothing in return.
Synonyms: sycophant, hanger-on.
**Presence will make your eyes roll back in your head so fast that those around you will believe you are having an epileptic seizure.**
“Noise-cancelling headphones reduce unwanted ambient sounds (i.e., acoustic noise) by means of active noise control (ANC). Essentially, this involves using a microphone, placed near the ear, and electronic circuitry which generates an “antinoise” sound wave with the opposite polarity of the sound wave arriving at the microphone. This results in destructive interference, which cancels out the noise within the enclosed volume of the headphone.”
I can’t wear them. The thought of strange anti-noise frequencies makes my throat close. At first I thought I they would be kinda fancy but now that I know how they work they make me nauseous.
Actually everything about the ear terrifies me. The malleus, the stapes, and the incus. Gross. Oh and the cochlea! That one is definitely the scariest.
Also…I’m pretty sure all my hair cells are dying from an overdose of concert going.
Ears are so shivs!
Jaydu
It’s a whole new world. Adhesive panties?
I can’t imagine how it feels to wear these…or how it feels to remove them.
How awkward is that..? What happens when you need to pee?
Do you need to carry a stick of glue?
I dare someone to buy them and tell me everything.
http://www.shibuecouture.com/
Jaydu
Just kidding. But not really I guess…I mean technically speaking…
This song represents life. Well kind of…if you’re feeling melodramatic.
http://www.megaupload.com/?d=MTRGY75P
Steal it!
Oh so delicious.
Jaydu
plegirls
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naccs
Mink
shivsydoonay
passoutman
younez
letourhoe
justdrax
lunice
nickbrutusgrass