Hello there fellow Ple-ers.
Tonight, whilst being under the influence and quite bored, lurking in the shadows of a Texan school, an idea hit one of the Ple Girls that it would be a good idea to commence a series of interviews with outsiders about Ple and their interpretations of it’s history, origin and meaning.
Due to lack of Video equip and laziness, and complete boredom, hours later, I have taken it upon myself to start the very first interview with our very own Ple Girl # 1, Jaydu. Yes, I know I said I’d interview outsiders, but take this interview as one insider to another to give our readers a bit of an inside look in the world of PLE, from OUR point of view.
Let’s begin shall we.
Nax: So how’s the summer been treating you?
JayDu: Oh God, I feel awkward. I don’t like this. Summer feels like a blur of work and altered states of mind.
Nax: Sounds fun. Well I should know, seeing as I’ve shared many altered states with you. Okay, so getting right into it, How long has PLE been around?
JayDu: Since the beginning of our existence. Actually, I’m really bad with dates and time.
Nax: That’s okay. If you can describe the word PLE in one sentence for outsiders, what would you say?
JayDu: I hate those types of questions. They’re so highschool quiz show. Ple can’t be described in a sentence! It’s so limited.
Nax: Sorry, my producer forces me to ask those types of Q’s.
JayDu: Oh Nax, that’s a good one.
Nax: Moving right along now, what inspired you (or us) to make the blog spot?
JayDu: A build up of frustration? Boredom? Need for self expression? I don’t really remember to be honest.
Nax: Anything you wanna say to our loyal readers?
JayDu: We have loyal readers?
Nax: Poli, for one. (what’s up Poli!)
JayDu: Okay, so we have a loyal READER. I’m sure anyone else is too ashamed to out themselves. That’s okay. You should be afraid, we bite.
Nax: On a different note, I recall that when PLE reached it’s peak, probably over a year ago, we got all sorts of attention. Positive attention, for example, people demanding Ple shirts or Ple pics or wanting to be a part of our facebook or myspace groups. Was everybody allowed to join?
JayDu: Fuck no. Somethings are better left sacred. Although, if we’ve already passed our prime… Kidding…we’ll never be desperate enough to lower our standards.
Nax: Agreed. Now, as for the negative attention, we’ve had many haters. For example, people saying, and I quote, that we are “Paris Hilton Wannabes.” What the fuck? Any words for the haters?
JayDu: That’s hot? Haters make me horny.
Nax: Ha! Indeed. Alright well thats all the questions I have for tonight and I bet most of you are still left as perplexed about Ple as you were before you read this. Goodnight.
