The Peacock Theory

The other night I was talking to nax on msn and giving her boy advice when it hit me. I had discovered the ultimate truth of human attraction. In fact, I noticed that the sexual behaviours of peacocks are closely related to human mating. Let me elaborate. As we all know, boys dont know what they want. They go for girls cause they think theyre hot, and the next week they disappear and give lame excuses such as: I dont know what I want right now, or I just came out of a rough relationship, or the famous, I just see you as a friend.

Us women know what we want. But why is that? Consider primitive beastial behaviour: male peacocks display their exotic feathers in order to attract female peacocks. The male peacocks dont really care which female peacock will approach them since all they care about is the takataka (aka copulating). On the other hand, the female peacock is given the choice to choose among a large variety of horny colourful peacocks. Now lets go back to dudes and chicks: girls know what they want and go for the guys they want to be with. If it was otherwise, all would be based on ass and tities (aka physical attraction).

So basically, the old clichee that says its the guys job to be the gentleman and seduce the girl is WRONG. Girls know what they want and whats best for the guy they choose to be with. Someone might argue against me as follows: No, but the male peacock IS seducing the female peacock cause hes displaying his feathers! However, the DB who will try to argue against me is just not looking deep enough. Dont judge a book by its cover. Yes, female peacocks are attracted by the colourful feathers, but they are also selective in their choice, whereas male peacocks will go for any female pussow that comes their way.

You might judge me now, but one day I’ll get the noble prize for this.