* * IMPORTANT NOTICE * *

1. I’M NOT FUCKING YOUR EX

If I wanted to though, I have every right. I’m not, so you can stop stalking me and adding me everywhere. You’re not going to catch us humping in the middle of my Facebook page. 

2. YOU DON’T KNOW ME

So you can also desist from spreading rumors about things I’ve said to our mutual friends. I’ve never said a word to you in my entire life. You’re really creepy for pretending like we’ve had some kind of conversation.

Basically, you really need to just relax. Leave me alone. I semi want to befriend you and teach you how not to be so insecure and psychotic. 

xxx

Jaydu