Series of Events II

Summer started off with a BIG bang…and it just sorta died. What exactly happened? I’m guessing, for the most of us (myself EXCLUDED), this mid-summer laziness is the result of part time jobs. Have no fear, the PLE girls are back with a vengeance! Here are a few highlights from our wild nights…

Date: Friday, May 30, 2008.

Location: Le Social

What Went Down: Indecent Exposure: Trailer Trash, consumed too much wine, awkward drunkenness, other unmentionable altered states, SPAM!, tortured Cynthia, weird touching, fights n’ tears, teeth chattering, bus crying, Nick’s answering machine, broken umbrellas, cashews and feta buckets.

Date: ???

Location: Old Port; Science Center

What Went Down: Perez’s goodbye, leaving to England, pop n’ squatting, I kissed a girl and I liked it, ass slapping, funny pictures, meaningful stares, heart breakers, McDonald’s.

Date: Tuesday, June 17, 2008.

Location:Parking Lots, Blizzarts

What Went Down: Drank 40’s, took more pictures, judged grills, approved of edginess, RIP easy breezy, braids, wore colorful undies, spoke with British accents, Pharmaprix, shed more tears, received massages, lap sitting, saw “Ah Hey”, unintentional bruising, JDU shouldn’t have worn ANY mascara, threw recycling bins, got arrested, 85$ fine, Chow Mein, nipple rubbing, massive hangover.

Even though summer seems to be almost over … don’t worry. Remember that we have at least two more months of altered states, awkward experiences, memorable jokes, risky dancing, stupid choices and embarrassing moments. 2k8 summer, ah hEEEY.

- SARAH SHIVSY DUNAJ

Ps: Sarry for being shivs at all of the aforementioned nights. Please don’t judge me, I’M SOCIALLY AWKWARD!