Montreal Crack Addicts

Once upon a time, there were two sisters.

In an altered state, they were forced to witness a most unique individual. 

One was able to capture this specimen in all her glory. Take careful notice of the dopey smile and fashion choices. 

Memorable quotes:

“Do your breasts stay up like that or are you wearing bras?”

“I’ll take the both of them to go.”

The problem with these quotes, aside from the obvious awkwardness of the first and the lack of a fast food joint for the second, is that she was not talking to ANYONE. Just muttering and laughing excitedly to the air around her. Needless to say, we couldn’t breathe from trying to stop ourselves from laughing. 

It’s hard to hear her, but listen carefully. And watch her sway back and forth in happiness.  The best part is kept for last, as she says loudly, “Oh don’t start, okay?”

Thank you miss for making our night.

You should probably cut down on the drugs though.