* * IMPORTANT NOTICE * *

1. I’M NOT FUCKING YOUR EX

If I wanted to though, I have every right. I’m not, so you can stop stalking me and adding me everywhere. You’re not going to catch us humping in the middle of my Facebook page. 

2. YOU DON’T KNOW ME

So you can also desist from spreading rumors about things I’ve said to our mutual friends. I’ve never said a word to you in my entire life. You’re really creepy for pretending like we’ve had some kind of conversation.

Basically, you really need to just relax. Leave me alone. I semi want to befriend you and teach you how not to be so insecure and psychotic. 

xxx

Jaydu

Photo Exploring 2.

Augh, you can obviously tell that there’s a bit of a dry spell this summer since we’re uploading 90384 posts a day. Or maybe it’s just me. Whatever. I’ve taken it upon myself to go through more photos in the many albums i have saved on my computer and share a little laughter will you all. I already know this wont even be half as good as the previous one, but boredom is heavy and killing time is essential.

The “Pond”. Okay, this place is actually hell on earth. The one night we spent there turned into a series of creepy events that i don’t even want to get into. All i can say is that  i found a pair of tacky high heels tucked under a bench and we kept hearing fucked up sounds coming from this spot right here.

About three years ago, Before even being remotely interested in graffiti, I found a can of yellow hair dye and wrote naccs in a P-lot and looking back on this, i categorize myself as below toy, if there’s even such thing. Fully ashamed.

A little later, When PLE was a new-born child, We started becoming obsessed with writing it all over the place. I now categorize my skills as “Toy”. If Sarah remembers correctly, i only did the “PL” while she took over and did the “E”. Yeah right.

It took us a long fucking time to figure out what this shit in the middle of the park was. Let’s see if you can guess.

More toyness from yours, truly. The famous AUGH face.

This photo actually says: “Shivs, you’re tarif reduit.”

Proof that Dominique Lalonde can manifest herself as the Devil.

I run a prostitution ring in my bedroom and this is a regular saturday night there.

The result of a wind storm and our lameness pre-substance abuse.

If you ever need a quick fix and you can’t find your crack pipe or syringe, go to the Far Park in Texaz and get on one of these and feel yourself live life at it’s fullest.

Always regretted the day after, this is common activity that takes place while under the influence. I’m not kidding, i’ve had women suck my bottle enough times. (Guys, we need more alize!)

As cliché as it is, i’ve left the best for last. Though Hollywood’s job is to make the PLE girls look flawless and dope as hell, this picture tells quite the opposite. After an intense vtz party last year, we enjoyed a gourmet meal at Pierre Patate and i’m sure everyone else at that resto felt complete pity for us. Who wouldn’t? Judged.

Series of Events II

Summer started off with a BIG bang…and it just sorta died. What exactly happened? I’m guessing, for the most of us (myself EXCLUDED), this mid-summer laziness is the result of part time jobs. Have no fear, the PLE girls are back with a vengeance! Here are a few highlights from our wild nights…

Date: Friday, May 30, 2008.

Location: Le Social

What Went Down: Indecent Exposure: Trailer Trash, consumed too much wine, awkward drunkenness, other unmentionable altered states, SPAM!, tortured Cynthia, weird touching, fights n’ tears, teeth chattering, bus crying, Nick’s answering machine, broken umbrellas, cashews and feta buckets.

Date: ???

Location: Old Port; Science Center

What Went Down: Perez’s goodbye, leaving to England, pop n’ squatting, I kissed a girl and I liked it, ass slapping, funny pictures, meaningful stares, heart breakers, McDonald’s.

Date: Tuesday, June 17, 2008.

Location:Parking Lots, Blizzarts

What Went Down: Drank 40’s, took more pictures, judged grills, approved of edginess, RIP easy breezy, braids, wore colorful undies, spoke with British accents, Pharmaprix, shed more tears, received massages, lap sitting, saw “Ah Hey”, unintentional bruising, JDU shouldn’t have worn ANY mascara, threw recycling bins, got arrested, 85$ fine, Chow Mein, nipple rubbing, massive hangover.

Even though summer seems to be almost over … don’t worry. Remember that we have at least two more months of altered states, awkward experiences, memorable jokes, risky dancing, stupid choices and embarrassing moments. 2k8 summer, ah hEEEY.

- SARAH SHIVSY DUNAJ

Ps: Sarry for being shivs at all of the aforementioned nights. Please don’t judge me, I’M SOCIALLY AWKWARD!

Yo

Watch these. NOW. (Also, I just accidently ate milk ingredients. UGH.)

Good Night Stockholm - Mattias Montero

Covergirls gone nasty. (Catch-me-if-you-can-ball type shit.)

 

History of the World Part 1 - Escort scene

If only, if only. (Oh and the Ashley Simpson version of this can go to hell.)

Atmosphere - Shoulda Known

This makes me so much less ashamed to like Hip Hop. Fuck it.

The Grape Lady

The video equivalent to Prozac. The spinoffs are great too…check out the animation. 

Monty Python - Nudge Skit

Purely Classic. I lose respect for you if you can’t appreciate these beautiful Brits.

 

    

   

 

 

Plinterview # 2.

As the Plinterviews continue, A fellow official ple-member has requested to be interviewed while lounging in my over-heated basement while guiding Mario through Super Mario’s World. Not only is
this invertebrate an official Ple member, he is also the official PLE boy and has brought a refreshing new
feel and vibe to the group. Mathieu Pourshafiey knew that he was..born to be.  Let’s begin.

Nax: Let’s just start with a breif introduction. What’s your name, real or fake, and age?

Matty: My name is Matty P, I’m nineteen years old and my fake name is Sexor. (I hope you remember this,
Jaydu.)

Nax: How long have you been a PLE- member?

Matty: Well, i started off by trying really hard by getting them to let me in the group and faced so many
rejections, However, after a strong battle that lasted a whole summer, i finally got to be a member of the group…after one of the members decided to part ways, just like when Gerri left the Spice Girls or like when Lisa passed away, leaving TLC as a duo, so the PLE girls decided to start their own reality show. R U THE PLE GIRL? Basically, what they were trying to do was not replace the ex-PLE member but add a new fun flavour to the team. The competition was fierce and after watching many girls hang up their boas, i finally made it as the official PLE boy.

Nax:…But you didn’t answer my question.

Matty: Oh, what was it again?

Nax: How long have you been a PLE-member?

Matty: I think this august, it’ll officialy be a year.

Nax: So who was the ex-PLE member you’re speaking of?

Matty: She cannot be named, but all i can say is Rest In Peace.

Nax: Alright, Did she have any reasons to leave the PLE girls?

Matty: Well, basically, i guess she was just really bored and she needed drama in her life, and we didn’t have that kind of drama in the PLE girls, the only drama we have in the PLE girls are men and bleeding pussies,and i guess her pussy just didn’t bleed enough.

Nax: Okay, moving on, people have said that the PLE girls are “Paris Hilton Wannabes.” What do you have to say about this?

Matty: Honestly, it’s so good that we have Haters, it shows how big we are. We get so many hits everyday it’s worse than your abusive boyfriend. Really, a part of me believes that the only hater we have that comments our blogs is Didier Bouchard. And Ps, we’re not Paris Hilton wannabes, half of the PLe members are Girlicious wannabes.

Nax: Do you remember how you met each PLE girl and what went down?

Matty: Well, there’s Sarah Dunaj. We became friends thanks to Poli, our number one fan. (Hi Poli!SALB) He brought her to a mo-west party, and the rest is history. Next, Jennifer Dunaj. The first time i actually met her was at March Third. We talked about Diplo, but she was so drunk weak Gah Gah Gah that she doesn’t even remember meeting me. The next time we met (for her, the first time and for me the second time) was at DL Jones’ Peer Pressure party.That night, I also met fellow Ple-members Kimbo and Z-fed. That night also brought Sarah Dunaj and I closer. Then, comes the last PLE-member, also co-founder of PLE, her existence to me at the time was a complete mystery. My curiosity grew every day with every story that the other PLE members fed me about her. Rumors were running around that she wanted to try crack and that fascinated me. Though, I have never met her, she instantly became my idol. That day finally came during my lunch break at Nini’s with Sarah Dunaj. The girl, my dreams, the crack-wanting, the beautiful Jennifer Naccarato.

Nax: Are you hitting on me?

Matty: No..

Nax: Well…you’re feeling up my leg, and i’m not gonna lie, i’m fully aroused. Anyways. Getting back to it.
You mentioned March 3rd. What exactly is March 3rd?

Matty:March third was the best night of my life. It was a house party that i only attended for thirty minutes because the cops busted it…but it was indeed the best night of my life/ I met so many people that night, so many friends,so many connections. (Asana!) I had a blast.WHo wasn’t at march third? Honestly? Whoever’s reading this knows what i’m talking about.

Nax: Now, i’m going to give you a few words, tell me the first thing that comes to mind. No thinking. Just make it automatic…first, how about “On-bus urination”

Matty: Pee-Pee-Tree.

Nax: Pussy.

Matty: Pop.

Nax: Cherries.

Matty: Hoo-Ha’s.

Nax: STM.

Matty: STD.

Nax: Tires.

Matty: Highway Pile-ups.

Nax: Coffee.

Matty: Perculatin’

Nax: PLE

Matty: Parking Lot Examination.

Nax: I must admit that you’re the most productive of everyone i’ve interviewed so far, Why do you think that is?

Matty: Maybe it’s because i’m well informed about this organization… This cult.. This army…I’m not gonna lie, i’m terrified.

Nax: Have you ever thought of starting a solo career, a spin-off of your own reality show?

Matty: To be honest, no, i’m happy witht he group i;m in for now, i can’t say anything about the future, and as much as i like the drama from reality shows , i dont like having my own drama. People judge me enough in public, i don’t need to add things about my private life to make people judge even more, even though i have nothing against me being judged.

Nax:But what about the fact that you’re the only PLE boy? Have you ever thought of starting “PLE-BOYS”?

Matty: Yes, i have thought about it, although, i would never, because i honestly cannot stand men. I’d end up killing myself. And no guy fully qualifies to be a PLE boy than me. If you really think you qualify, message me so we can meet up because i’m gonna have to kill you, so let’s make this quiet and discreet.

Nax: Well that’s about it, thanks a lot for giving me the time to interview you and actually providing me with your own questions…Till the next time…

Plinterview # 1.

Nax: Hello there and welcome to my second official interview. Our first victim goes under the name of “Dranko” who has gathered up all the patience he has left to bare with me for the next couple of minutes. Oh, and feel free to say whatever you want. Honestly, you’re allowed to swear, go off into random babble or just be a boring fuck. Let’s begin

Dranko: This should be interesting.

Nax: I’d just like to remind you that I’m recording every little thing you say from now on.

Dranko: Alright, I figured that much. Let’s get this shit over with, I got a date with my bed.

Nax: Just so we know a little bit about you..What’ your name (real or fake) and age?

Dranko: I don’t give randoms my age. People call me a lot of things. Dranko, Gogangster, etc… You can call me Dave.

Nax: How about your favorite color and why?

Dranko: Green and blue..I’m not really sure why, I just think they’re sick colors but you got some really lame questions.

Nax: That’s the point.

Dranko: Augh, k your interviews suck, finish it tomorrow, I’m going to sleep.

Nax: Shut the fuck up, it’s almost done. Tomorrow, the interview will no longer exist.

Dranko: No.

Nax: So I understand that you’ve requested that your identity remain censored throughout the duration of this interview..any reason as to why that is?

Dranko: Ye, ‘cause I don’t like randoms knowing me, it’s bad enough I know enough people already and I don’t need more people like you stalking me, where I go and shit…

Nax: When’s the first time you heard about PLE?

Dranko: I WANT TO SLEEP.

Nax: Alright fine, you little bitch, don’t forget to rub your crystal before you get a good night’s rest.

Dranko: ALRIGHT, FUCK, continue..

Nax: When’s the first time you heard about PLE?

Dranko: The first time i spoke to you, you told me about it. I didn’t really know what it was though and now i just don’t really care. KBC!

Nax: Right. Have you ever gone out with the PLE girls?

Dranko: Yes, on several occasions… I think they’re attracted to my boys, but that’s understandable..KBC boys are loved by all girls.

Nax: You’re dumb, but okay. On what occasions? Any memorable moments?

Dranko: Hmm, enough times! We’ve abused substances together, went to parties, abandoned schools. I’d say we’ve had some memorable moments…K i’m going to sleep

Nax: One more question..On a scale from 1-10, 1 being Not at all enjoyable and 10 being Extremely Enjoyable to the point of orgasm, how enjoyable was your outings with the PLE girls?

Dranko: I’d give them a rating of “SUPERSTAR”…With their little website and entourage of groupies.

Nax: Superstar? Judged.

Dranko: I don’t care, i’m going to bed.

And there you have it, ladies and gents.

Next time, i promise to recruit a more cooperative and entertaining human being. Sorry Drank.

Ple Uncovered?

Hello there fellow Ple-ers.

Tonight, whilst being under the influence and quite bored, lurking in the shadows of a Texan school, an idea hit one of the Ple Girls that it would be a good idea to commence a series of interviews with outsiders about Ple and their interpretations of it’s history, origin and meaning.

Due to lack of Video equip and laziness, and complete boredom, hours later, I have taken it upon myself to start the very first interview with our very own Ple Girl # 1, Jaydu. Yes, I know I said I’d interview outsiders, but take this interview as one insider to another to give our readers a bit of an inside look in the world of PLE, from OUR point of view.

Let’s begin shall we.

 

Nax: So how’s the summer been treating you?

JayDu: Oh God, I feel awkward. I don’t like this. Summer feels like a blur of work and altered states of mind.

Nax: Sounds fun. Well I should know, seeing as I’ve shared many altered states with you. Okay, so getting right into it, How long has PLE been around?

JayDu: Since the beginning of our existence. Actually, I’m really bad with dates and time.

Nax: That’s okay. If you can describe the word PLE in one sentence for outsiders, what would you say?

JayDu: I hate those types of questions. They’re so highschool quiz show. Ple can’t be described in a sentence! It’s so limited.

Nax: Sorry, my producer forces me to ask those types of Q’s.

JayDu: Oh Nax, that’s a good one.

Nax: Moving right along now, what inspired you (or us) to make the blog spot?

JayDu: A build up of frustration? Boredom? Need for self expression? I don’t really remember to be honest. 

Nax: Anything you wanna say to our loyal readers?

JayDu: We have loyal readers?

Nax: Poli, for one. (what’s up Poli!)

JayDu: Okay, so we have a loyal READER. I’m sure anyone else is too ashamed to out themselves. That’s okay. You should be afraid, we bite.

Nax: On a different note, I recall that when PLE reached it’s peak, probably over a year ago, we got all sorts of attention. Positive attention, for example, people demanding Ple shirts or Ple pics or wanting to be a part of our facebook or myspace groups. Was everybody allowed to join?

JayDu: Fuck no. Somethings are better left sacred. Although, if we’ve already passed our prime… Kidding…we’ll never be desperate enough to lower our standards.

Nax: Agreed. Now, as for the negative attention, we’ve had many haters. For example, people saying, and I quote, that we are “Paris Hilton Wannabes.” What the fuck? Any words for the haters?

JayDu: That’s hot? Haters make me horny.

Nax: Ha! Indeed. Alright well thats all the questions I have for tonight and I bet most of you are still left as perplexed about Ple as you were before you read this. Goodnight.

Montreal Crack Addicts

Once upon a time, there were two sisters.

In an altered state, they were forced to witness a most unique individual. 

One was able to capture this specimen in all her glory. Take careful notice of the dopey smile and fashion choices. 

Memorable quotes:

“Do your breasts stay up like that or are you wearing bras?”

“I’ll take the both of them to go.”

The problem with these quotes, aside from the obvious awkwardness of the first and the lack of a fast food joint for the second, is that she was not talking to ANYONE. Just muttering and laughing excitedly to the air around her. Needless to say, we couldn’t breathe from trying to stop ourselves from laughing. 

It’s hard to hear her, but listen carefully. And watch her sway back and forth in happiness.  The best part is kept for last, as she says loudly, “Oh don’t start, okay?”

Thank you miss for making our night.

You should probably cut down on the drugs though.

Female on Female Lurkers.

Deriving from Cyndu Younez’s post about Lurkers, my title says it all.

Her post focuses on natural female to male attraction. Face it, we’ve all done it, just like she explains in her post. We’ve seen the hot men or women on facebook or myspace and have taken the risk to add them or poke them hoping for something in return, and when we see a new friend request by some mysterious hot person(s) of the opposite sex on our profile, we feel all flattered and anxious. It happens, don’t lie.

But…is it only me who feels complete annoyance when you get an add from someone of the same sex who you do not know yet you know the only reason they’re adding you is to look at your profile?

For the past few weeks i’ve been getting random adds from females who i really don’t know yet they’re friends with either my boyfriend, my other friends, or they’re just random. Okay. Don’t get me wrong, i like meeting new people…but don’t add me, and then refuse to answer back to my “Hey, do we know each other?” I feel like i’ve been using that line a lot lately. They don’t reply yet we have like 30 friends in common.

I’m sure it’s happened to all of us. You suddenly have a new boyfriend or love interest or circle of friends and you get their exes and other people of the same sex adding you and scoping you out, taking you apart and lurking your profile.

Does anybody else understand what i’m getting at? Augh.

Listen, i don’t care okay. Add me. It’s fine…but tell me who the fuck you are and what your motive is for adding me. Even if you say “oh i donno, just a random add.” that would suffice. Thanks.

Peace.